This is Bert. Okay, so I might be the only person who thinks of him as Bert, but you have to agree with me. Long face with tuft of hair on top, he is only missing a striped-shirted friend named Ernie. Bert is like a long lost peice of picnic ground that has decided to venture out to sea. Only the seagulls visit him now.

Next: Screamers.

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