so today my friend allison and i ventured to see the movie dr. t and the women.

DO NOT GO SEE THIS MOVIE. it sucked royally.

Add to that the dimwit sitting behind us who

1.) whistled along with the sound track (obviously a lyle lovett fan)
2.) THEN began to SING along with the sound track -- not the right words I might add
3.) THEN (so good it deserves another number)
4.) his phone rings!!
5.) THEN (and yes, deserves another number)
6.) he picks it up and starts a conversation!!!!

I am not making this up.

loud whisper "hello?"
--pause--
"i can't hear you."
--pause--
a bit louder whisper "i.can't.hear.you."
--pause--
"i can't hear you. i'm in the theater"
"i'm.in.the.theater!"
--pause--
"i'm in the.theater." "i can't hear you."
"i can't HEAR you."
"the movie."
"I can't talk now."

now normally this woulda made me go ballistic, however the movie sucked so much that the moron behind us actually gave me something to talk about afterwards.

m.