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Housemate Valentine Limericks.

DAN
there once was a housemate named dan
who managed to get quite a tan
by running 'round bare
covered only by hair
or a strategically placed right hand
SHANE
shane's the greatest guy you could meet
walking down a san luis street
on the central coast
he's the best, he's the most
and his friendship is something real sweet
RAYLENE
raylene is the girl you can hear
grinning from her ear to ear
she's cool and she's funky
(tho hangs out with a monkey)
she's hip and she's smart and she's dear
ANA
in room 5 there's a girl you will find
who is pretty and with a smart mind
ana will not say nothin'
bad about the bird puffin
for them her words only are kind
MICHAEL
michael could be in a band
instead lives with hippy clan
but there's no question
'bout what he is best in
(that man gives excellent hand)

(he's a massage therapist)

CHOLLA
cholla is sweet and she's kind
she'll help in the blink of an eye
she really loves art
and things that are smart
and thinks traveling is so sublime
DAVE
dave's the guy who knows tunes
and walking long distance in shoes
he'll spin you a song
if you'll dance a long
and writes notes that he never will lose
JIMBO
jim's been my friend for a long time
he's fun and he's sweet and he's fine
i'm glad we stayed friends
steada letting things end
cuz he is a one of a kind
JASON
jason is such a cool guy
orange coat keeps him warm and dry
he doesn't need sleep
(so doesn't count sheep)
An arty-dj-sweetie pie
HEATHER
heather can do anything
drive a bus, paint your house (but not green!)
her hair is shiny
her humor's not tiny
she's friendly and she's welcoming
MONICA
monica never is lazy
she works hard all of the days-y
so here's the deal:
she moved to bakersfield
which is why that we think she's so crazy!
ROBIN
robin is such a cool girl
her hair's got a shine and a twirl
she likes to shout shiza
and date curly-haired guys-ah
and teach little boys and girls
CORINNA
corinna is back and we're glad
that 15 is now her home pad
she might seem quiet
but really's a riot
one of the best housemates we had

RICHARD
richard does everything
that he loves and that makes his heart sing
works with alla his might
still goes out every night
to lindy, to hop, and to swing
MAYA
maya's a pearl and a gem
a steadfast and a true blue friend
she's kind and she's funny
she's smart and she's cunning
but her dinner's the last one to end
REB
there once was a housemate from Mass
who had a really great ass Sass
she's the first who will bring you
into comfort and sing you
to sleep, what a sweet eastern lass
JEFFREY
jeffrey is quiet and shy
til you ply him with rum, gin, or rye
then he's rowdy and loud
the most fun in a crowd
a rebel-rouse and super great guy
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